Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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