How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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