Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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