Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I just had sex on a roof
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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