Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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