chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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