so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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