When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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