this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Randomize