I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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