Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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