he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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