DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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