I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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