i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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