Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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