Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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