I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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