Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm determined to sit on that face.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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