so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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