nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
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