Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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