I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
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