You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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