yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
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