Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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