I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
His hands were made for my vagina.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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