Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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