when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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