And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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