she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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