Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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