how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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