a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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