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He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.

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(607): View more from New York

you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY

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(480): View more from Arizona

West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH

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(404): View more from Georgia

On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.

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(650): View more from California

She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine

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(540): View more from Virginia

About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.

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(802): View more from Vermont

Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome

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I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..

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