i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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