Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
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