I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We are two peas in an std pod
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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