I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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