i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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