Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
