Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
