I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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