yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Randomize
