You're my little dorito
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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