Banned from zoo.
Again?
you win again, gameday.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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