If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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