Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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