Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
he high fived his dick after we had sex
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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