i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
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