Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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