Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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