I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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