I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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